Odpowiedź:
1. He said, he was a boy who was sitting on the left
2. He said, life didn’t imitate art, it imitated bad television
3. He said, whoever had said money couldn’t buy happiness hadn’t known where to go shopping
4. He said, he could sing but couldn’t dance
5. He said, they would start at eight so they had to hurry
6. He said, they had never lived in Paris
7. He said, they had gone out the night before
8. He said, you was asking stupid questions, you would receive stupid answers
9. He said, he had stepped on a cornflake, and then he was cereal killer
10. He said, he liked nonsense, it waked up the brain cells
11. He said, his parents computer had slowed down and it wasn’t working
12. He said, he had visited his sisters the week before
